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Nude News.

So today i was looking for some naturism news and i typed in “nude news” in the search engine and got back what i felt was a hilarious but appropriate search results.  Apparently there is a news show called Naked News.

Yes this show does exist.  I was only able to watch a few minutes of different clips because its hard to take a number of naked porn stars reading small time news from a teleprompter seriously. (i kind of felt that my intelligence was being insulted)  But apparently the ladies do take their job somewhat seriously.  Here’s a wiki link with info about the show and its history.  Naked News

Now I have actually heard of this show way back in 2003.  I thought it was some kind of pathetic joke and a satirical poke at real news shows and networks.  But apparently its been around since December of 1999 and considers itself as something of a icon.  Well overall I am glad i sort of bumped into this information.  It was good for a laugh.

I also found a interesting video called “Nudist in the Office”.  It is quite literally a naked woman advertising some kind of health and beauty products in a office and lab setting where everyone is completely nude and doing some kind serious work.  To me its hilarious but also I found myself fascinated by how well written and well done it was.  Also i found that there are large and growing number of videos of nudists doing sports and other regular every day things.  Sadly they are mostly on porn sites.

Well search around.  I hope you enjoy what you find when looking for Nude news and such.

Going Commando.

Just found a couple of funny articles about females going commando so I thought i would post them.

I Go Commando And So Can You: 14 Times No Underwear Is The Best Option

No Panties, No Problems: 11 Reasons Why Women Should Go Commando

I do support men and women going commando.  But i also understand the risks involved.  But as a Naturist I do see going without underwear as a mark of who we are.  We are people who do not want to wear clothes or feel that closes are a 24-hr necessity.  So going commando reaffirms our beliefs in a manner of speaking, or maybe showing or not showing.  Either way its up to you, but i enjoy going commando on the daily.

Oh and here are some links to some interesting shirts:

https://www.zazzle.com/naturist+tshirts

https://www.zazzle.com/go+commando+tshirts

Naked Voting.

Okay…this is the moment where i need to yell…WHAT THE FUCK???!!

Yes Katy Perry and a number of other women stripped down naked and pulled off these ridiculous stunts in order to get people to vote this Tuesday.  For the Democrats of course.  While i have no problem with naked women, to be honest this was just silly.

Out of Shape Women Strip Naked to Encourage Anti-Trump Vote, Backfires Terribly.

Why would you do something so utterly ridiculous and to be honest, just primed to have most people recoil in disgust.  And those that don’t, either laugh their asses off or masturbate to the images.  I guess somewhere inside their little liberal minds they actually think posing nude in a campaign ad will either help their side win or make stars like Katy Perry relevant again.  Yes Katy will forever be known as the dumb ass who showed her tits and ass on the internet in order to get you to go vote.  Utterly ridiculous and in poor taste.  All this has shown in not the beauty of women, but the desperation of irrelevant celebrities and the Democrat Party.  Because all that T&A was not on my mind when i stepped into the voting both yesterday.

A few Naturist web comic links.

I was inspired by one of my followers to look for some web comics that are about naturism.  I found a few links.  I hope you enjoy them.

https://www.missionnasaru.com/

http://loxieandzoot.keenspace.com/

http://abuistravels.thecomicseries.com/

https://www.deviantart.com/earth-n-comics

https://www.deviantart.com/riik-art/favourites/57501419/Naturist-Comics

http://www.frontaalnaakt.nl/archives/the-best-comics-of-2015.html

http://www.netnude.com/main/comic.html

https://naturist-cartoons.tumblr.com/

Naked Social Experiment in Italy

Naked Woman parades through streets of Italy

According to the Daily Star Online, the brazen lady was taking part in a social experiment and was fined £3,000 for public indecency.

The Star also reports that one of the men put his arm around the woman who brushed off his creepy advances.

The provocative female reportedly addressed the group of men saying: “It’s a social experiment, to show that we’re all good people.

“You are good, aren’t you, boys?”

Okay…not exactly the way to promote Naturism.  More like a good way to promote being arrested.  Meanwhile in other news a couple in the same area started having full on sex in the public view and no one gave a damn.  Yeah I ain’t moving to Italy any time soon.

Dare to be nude.

There is a small wooded trail where i could walk in the nude if i wished in my hometown.  I have to admit when i went there to walk for my health i was tempted to do so.  Now other people do walk the trial but they are all gay men simply cruising for quick sex so i know they wouldn’t mind.  But one has to wonder if one should try to enjoy nudity out in the open with such people hanging around.  I am not afraid of being raped or having pictures taken.  But i cannot help but feel uncomfortable in such a environment.  I spoke with two guys at the trail and told them i was a nudist and they didn’t even flinch.  One was a black male and it was nice to meet someone black who didn’t seem too off put by the fact that i was a nudist.

I have to admit i feel like a coward though.  A place i can finally be in the nude and the first thing i do is chicken out.  Well maybe if i went in deeper into the trail it would be fine.  I may just do that next time i go walking out there.  But what do you guys think?  Give me some feedback here.

How the Blacks i deal with respond to me being a Naturist.

Whenever i say I am a nudist, the looks I get are always the same.  Looks of shock and suspicion.  As if being a at home nudist is some horrible thing.  And if i even mention that I would like to visit a naturist retreat one day, then i have actually been asked if i am crazy, kinda perverted, or just really desperate for sex.  At this point i usually give up trying to have a conversation about Blacks and Naturism.  Because i already know it will go no where.  I will just get more looks of fear and perversion, and black people will avoid me or think I’m a weirdo.  Its really sad.