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Dare to be nude.

There is a small wooded trail where i could walk in the nude if i wished in my hometown.  I have to admit when i went there to walk for my health i was tempted to do so.  Now other people do walk the trial but they are all gay men simply cruising for quick sex so i know they wouldn’t mind.  But one has to wonder if one should try to enjoy nudity out in the open with such people hanging around.  I am not afraid of being raped or having pictures taken.  But i cannot help but feel uncomfortable in such a environment.  I spoke with two guys at the trail and told them i was a nudist and they didn’t even flinch.  One was a black male and it was nice to meet someone black who didn’t seem too off put by the fact that i was a nudist.

I have to admit i feel like a coward though.  A place i can finally be in the nude and the first thing i do is chicken out.  Well maybe if i went in deeper into the trail it would be fine.  I may just do that next time i go walking out there.  But what do you guys think?  Give me some feedback here.

How the Blacks i deal with respond to me being a Naturist.

Whenever i say I am a nudist, the looks I get are always the same.  Looks of shock and suspicion.  As if being a at home nudist is some horrible thing.  And if i even mention that I would like to visit a naturist retreat one day, then i have actually been asked if i am crazy, kinda perverted, or just really desperate for sex.  At this point i usually give up trying to have a conversation about Blacks and Naturism.  Because i already know it will go no where.  I will just get more looks of fear and perversion, and black people will avoid me or think I’m a weirdo.  Its really sad.

Oh my God! Ta-tas!!

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Equinox Breastfeeding Ad causes Stir

I found this article and the picture to be hilarious!  I mean c’mon folks its not like she’s doing the same thing Kathy Gifford did or something in that vein.  Plus its a advertisement for a gym.  But i thought it was funny.  I’d want to go to that gym.  How come we don’t have nudist gyms popping up around the country?

You know i just had a idea.  Yes…yes naturist/nudist gyms popping all around the nation!  We can have naturist gyms, and there you will exercise in the nude as a basic rule!  Then the 20-something hipsters will join the gym thinking its the new hip thing to do!  And then we’ll traumatize them when they get to see all those old, wrinkled bodies!!

 

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!  Imagine their shocked faces when they have to look 30 years into the future and see what hard work, children, and gravity does to the body!  Oh yes we shall give their spoiled little butts nightmares for years to come!  Oh and we’ll get healthy too.  Can’t forget getting healthy.

So help me come up with a name for this nude gym franchise.  I’m thinking “Fit to Naked” or maybe “Natureal Fit”.

A couple of hilarious things that have something to do with nudism

I got a great laugh out of these two links.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/10/follow-the-adventures-of-one-mans-intrepid-penis-with-the-things-my-dick-does-tumblr-5431966/

A word of warning.  These might offend some people.