So you can call this a funny or satirical if you want, and it kinda is. But i would also like people to seriously consider this idea.
I was thinking about Naturist fashion for men, and this idea came to me specifically for married men:
Penis rings! I have to admit i thought it was funny at first but i discovered that in ancient times some cultures actually had men wearing these things. Now yes i know there is a gay connotation to these things but i was thinking this. Straight married men can wear one at the base of the shaft as is shown in picture 1 or right below the glans as in picture 2. You could have them made exactly like a wedding ring. And add one ring for each decade you have been married to your lovely wife. You know the more i think of it, I think female Naturists would love this idea for their husbands. You ladies could go out and buy your hubby one of these rings and even have it engraved in some cute or funny way. Make sure he wears it to the Naturist resort. It can be a great conversation starter, a reminder to your husband, lest he have a roaming heart, and heck it’ll act like a warning device for all those women out there looking to take your man.
Now since i’m not married I’ll let you married folks figure out the rest on this, but i think this is a great idea. A pity i can’t make any money off of it.
The great thing about Naturism and Politics is that we never have to worry about Politics affecting Naturism in any form or fashion. No matter who gets elected they never seem to worry about us or promise us anything. It’s great to be part of a minority that no one has to pander or promise to.
Become a naturist and never have to worry about politics ever again! Maybe that should be a new slogan for us!
Well since i am in the spirit of maybe offending and pissing some people off i may as well get to this post while i still have some guts!
Originally this post was going to be made because i was angry, but luckily i calmed down and spent the last two weeks thinking about it. I decided this was a nude issue as well. I made a similar post to this long ago on my old blog, but since that blog got deleted i guess I’ll make a new one.
Just so you know if you offend easily you may not want to read any further. Cause this may upset some people. Well you have been warned.
So what got me so upset. Another post on 4chan’s /pol/ (politically incorrect) board. Another young white male complaining of all things that the White race is dying because of Black men having large penises. And for some reason White women are just so brain dead and horny that whenever they see a Black man they immediately have to pounce on his dick and have his babies. Oh and by the way the Jews are also to blame because they are somehow promoting interracial relationships! So we know that is all bullshit and here is some proof:
Yes this is my penis. In all its no so great glory. As you can see I don’t have the girth of a coke can, and I’m only 5 inches long flaccid, and maybe 6 inches erect. How this is a threat to any White male I’ll never know.
Now we all know where the myth about Black male penis size and libido came from, but to know that there are males in their 20’s who still believe said myth in this day and age irks me to no end. Hell if I’m not hung like a prize stud then I’m pretty sure the pictures there show I’m not some statistical outlier or freak of nature.
So why does the myth persist? Simple, some people need to blame others for their failures in life. So its easy to blame well endowed black males and Jews for the fact that you can’t get a girlfriend. When instead you should be blaming yourself. Women are not that hard to talk to, you just have to pluck up the courage to do so and even more courage to deal with rejection. But in today’s age the 20-something have been taught that nothing is their fault, its always someone else’s fault.
But now to something much more boring. Simple facts.
While women have admitted that bigger is better, those that say that often have no idea what they’re getting into. Having been told by several women that anything more then 8 inches is like having your cervix painfully pounded by a jackhammer should be a wake up call to just about any male that having 10 inches ain’t exactly a great thing.
Next set of fact. And i am giving out some inside baseball here ladies, so listen up:
- White males grow more during erection then black males do.
- Dark skinned black males have a tendency to be larger then light skinned black males
- The longer your penis is the more discomfort it can cause a woman.
- There have been some studies showing that men with larger penises have a higher chance of contacting STDs.
So there you have it. Kinda boring in the end isn’t it. For the last thing i will say is I hope this article will help some people pull their heads out of their asses when it comes to penis size. If you’re still worried about the size of your penis then you’re either insecure or still a teenager. And if i can go to a naturist resort with a penis this size then so can all of you. So see you at the club!
Yes its the new year and I have decided that my first post will be to anger someone about something. So apparently Don Lemon made the comment to Cathy Gifford about her having a ‘nice rack’ during the New Year’s Eve. Now what they forgot to mention in a number of articles lambasting Lemon for making a inappropriate comment is the fact that Gifford did this:
Well ‘oops’ I guess Kathy forgot her clothes somewhere. I guess she also forgot she was in front of numerous children when she did what she did. I guess she forgot she was on national television when she did what she did. Look when Anderson Cooper, who is gay by the way, suggests you put your clothes back on then maybe you should listen.
Look I’m all for the topless movement and I don’t mind looking at a pair of breasts sans bra or in a bra. But come on, i know CNN has shitty ratings but are we stooping that low now? And Don Lemon’s comment. While even i may kind of find it inappropriate, what else could he say. I think she was fishing for comments and ratings and got both. Besides she obviously put said rack out there for comment. And guess what Gifford has not made one statement saying she was offended by Lemon’s comment. So then who is doing all the complaining?
Yep you guessed it, the third wave feminist crowd. So in the end i think we all know what the deal is with this so called controversy!