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Penis.

Well since i am in the spirit of maybe offending and pissing some people off i may as well get to this post while i still have some guts!

Originally this post was going to be made because i was angry, but luckily i calmed down and spent the last two weeks thinking about it.  I decided this was a nude issue as well.  I made a similar post to this long ago on my old blog, but since that blog got deleted i guess I’ll make a new one.

Just so you know if you offend easily you may not want to read any further.  Cause this may upset some people.  Well you have been warned.

So what got me so upset.  Another post on 4chan’s /pol/ (politically incorrect) board.  Another young white male complaining of all things that the White race is dying because of Black men having large penises.  And for some reason White women are just so brain dead and horny that whenever they see a Black man they immediately have to pounce on his dick and have his babies.  Oh and by the way the Jews are also to blame because they are somehow promoting interracial relationships!  So we know that is all bullshit and here is some proof:

Yes this is my penis.  In all its no so great glory.  As you can see I don’t have the girth of a coke can, and I’m only 5 inches long flaccid, and maybe 6 inches erect.  How this is a threat to any White male I’ll never know.

Now we all know where the myth about Black male penis size and libido came from, but to know that there are males in their 20’s who still believe said myth in this day and age irks me to no end.  Hell if I’m not hung like a prize stud then I’m pretty sure the pictures there show I’m not some statistical outlier or freak of nature.

So why does the myth persist?  Simple, some people need to blame others for their failures in life.  So its easy to blame well endowed black males and Jews for the fact that you can’t get a girlfriend.  When instead you should be blaming yourself.  Women are not that hard to talk to, you just have to pluck up the courage to do so and even more courage to deal with rejection.  But in today’s age the 20-something have been taught that nothing is their fault, its always someone else’s fault.

But now to something much more boring.  Simple facts.

While women have admitted that bigger is better, those that say that often have no idea what they’re getting into.  Having been told by several women that anything more then 8 inches is like having your cervix painfully pounded by a jackhammer should be a wake up call to just about any male that having 10 inches ain’t exactly a great thing.

Next set of fact.  And i am giving out some inside baseball here ladies, so listen up:

  1. White males grow more during erection then black males do.
  2. Dark skinned black males have a tendency to be larger then light skinned black males
  3. The longer your penis is the more discomfort it can cause a woman.
  4. There have been some studies showing that men with larger penises have a higher chance of contacting STDs.

So there you have it.  Kinda boring in the end isn’t it.  For the last thing i will say is I hope this article will help some people pull their heads out of their asses when it comes to penis size.  If you’re still worried about the size of your penis then you’re either insecure or still a teenager.  And if i can go to a naturist resort with a penis this size then so can all of you.  So see you at the club!

Welp time for me to piss some folks off!

Yes its the new year and I have decided that my first post will be to anger someone about something.  So apparently Don Lemon made the comment to Cathy Gifford about her having a ‘nice rack’ during the New Year’s Eve.  Now what they forgot to mention in a number of articles lambasting Lemon for making a inappropriate comment is the fact that Gifford did this:

Well ‘oops’ I guess Kathy forgot her clothes somewhere.  I guess she also forgot she was in front of numerous children when she did what she did.  I guess she forgot she was on national television when she did what she did.  Look when Anderson Cooper, who is gay by the way, suggests you put your clothes back on then maybe you should listen.

Look I’m all for the topless movement and I don’t mind looking at a pair of breasts sans bra or in a bra.  But come on, i know CNN has shitty ratings but are we stooping that low now?  And Don Lemon’s comment.  While even i may kind of find it inappropriate, what else could he say.  I think she was fishing for comments and ratings and got both.  Besides she obviously put said rack out there for comment.  And guess what Gifford has not made one statement saying she was offended by Lemon’s comment.  So then who is doing all the complaining?

Yep you guessed it, the third wave feminist crowd.  So in the end i think we all know what the deal is with this so called controversy!

A couple of hilarious things that have something to do with nudism

I got a great laugh out of these two links.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/10/follow-the-adventures-of-one-mans-intrepid-penis-with-the-things-my-dick-does-tumblr-5431966/

A word of warning.  These might offend some people.