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Nude News.

So today i was looking for some naturism news and i typed in “nude news” in the search engine and got back what i felt was a hilarious but appropriate search results.  Apparently there is a news show called Naked News.

Yes this show does exist.  I was only able to watch a few minutes of different clips because its hard to take a number of naked porn stars reading small time news from a teleprompter seriously. (i kind of felt that my intelligence was being insulted)  But apparently the ladies do take their job somewhat seriously.  Here’s a wiki link with info about the show and its history.  Naked News

Now I have actually heard of this show way back in 2003.  I thought it was some kind of pathetic joke and a satirical poke at real news shows and networks.  But apparently its been around since December of 1999 and considers itself as something of a icon.  Well overall I am glad i sort of bumped into this information.  It was good for a laugh.

I also found a interesting video called “Nudist in the Office”.  It is quite literally a naked woman advertising some kind of health and beauty products in a office and lab setting where everyone is completely nude and doing some kind serious work.  To me its hilarious but also I found myself fascinated by how well written and well done it was.  Also i found that there are large and growing number of videos of nudists doing sports and other regular every day things.  Sadly they are mostly on porn sites.

Well search around.  I hope you enjoy what you find when looking for Nude news and such.

Going Commando.

Just found a couple of funny articles about females going commando so I thought i would post them.

I Go Commando And So Can You: 14 Times No Underwear Is The Best Option

No Panties, No Problems: 11 Reasons Why Women Should Go Commando

I do support men and women going commando.  But i also understand the risks involved.  But as a Naturist I do see going without underwear as a mark of who we are.  We are people who do not want to wear clothes or feel that closes are a 24-hr necessity.  So going commando reaffirms our beliefs in a manner of speaking, or maybe showing or not showing.  Either way its up to you, but i enjoy going commando on the daily.

Oh and here are some links to some interesting shirts:

https://www.zazzle.com/naturist+tshirts

https://www.zazzle.com/go+commando+tshirts

Naked Voting.

Okay…this is the moment where i need to yell…WHAT THE FUCK???!!

Yes Katy Perry and a number of other women stripped down naked and pulled off these ridiculous stunts in order to get people to vote this Tuesday.  For the Democrats of course.  While i have no problem with naked women, to be honest this was just silly.

Out of Shape Women Strip Naked to Encourage Anti-Trump Vote, Backfires Terribly.

Why would you do something so utterly ridiculous and to be honest, just primed to have most people recoil in disgust.  And those that don’t, either laugh their asses off or masturbate to the images.  I guess somewhere inside their little liberal minds they actually think posing nude in a campaign ad will either help their side win or make stars like Katy Perry relevant again.  Yes Katy will forever be known as the dumb ass who showed her tits and ass on the internet in order to get you to go vote.  Utterly ridiculous and in poor taste.  All this has shown in not the beauty of women, but the desperation of irrelevant celebrities and the Democrat Party.  Because all that T&A was not on my mind when i stepped into the voting both yesterday.

A few Naturist web comic links.

I was inspired by one of my followers to look for some web comics that are about naturism.  I found a few links.  I hope you enjoy them.

https://www.missionnasaru.com/

http://loxieandzoot.keenspace.com/

http://abuistravels.thecomicseries.com/

https://www.deviantart.com/earth-n-comics

https://www.deviantart.com/riik-art/favourites/57501419/Naturist-Comics

http://www.frontaalnaakt.nl/archives/the-best-comics-of-2015.html

http://www.netnude.com/main/comic.html

https://naturist-cartoons.tumblr.com/

A Fashion Idea for Naturist Men.

So you can call this a funny or satirical if you want, and it kinda is.  But i would also like people to seriously consider this idea.

I was thinking about Naturist fashion for men, and this idea came to me specifically for married men:

Penis rings!  I have to admit i thought it was funny at first but i discovered that in ancient times some cultures actually had men wearing these things.  Now yes i know there is a gay connotation to these things but i was thinking this.  Straight married men can wear one at the base of the shaft as is shown in picture 1 or right below the glans as in picture 2.  You could have them made exactly like a wedding ring.  And add one ring for each decade you have been married to your lovely wife.  You know the more i think of it, I think female Naturists would love this idea for their husbands.  You ladies could go out and buy your hubby one of these rings and even have it engraved in some cute or funny way.  Make sure he wears it to the Naturist resort.  It can be a great conversation starter, a reminder to your husband, lest he have a roaming heart, and heck it’ll act like a warning device for all those women out there looking to take your man.

Now since i’m not married I’ll let you married folks figure out the rest on this, but i think this is a great idea.  A pity i can’t make any money off of it.

 

A couple of hilarious things that have something to do with nudism

I got a great laugh out of these two links.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/10/follow-the-adventures-of-one-mans-intrepid-penis-with-the-things-my-dick-does-tumblr-5431966/

A word of warning.  These might offend some people.