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Going Commando.

Just found a couple of funny articles about females going commando so I thought i would post them.

I Go Commando And So Can You: 14 Times No Underwear Is The Best Option

No Panties, No Problems: 11 Reasons Why Women Should Go Commando

I do support men and women going commando.  But i also understand the risks involved.  But as a Naturist I do see going without underwear as a mark of who we are.  We are people who do not want to wear clothes or feel that closes are a 24-hr necessity.  So going commando reaffirms our beliefs in a manner of speaking, or maybe showing or not showing.  Either way its up to you, but i enjoy going commando on the daily.

Oh and here are some links to some interesting shirts:

https://www.zazzle.com/naturist+tshirts

https://www.zazzle.com/go+commando+tshirts

Naked Voting.

Okay…this is the moment where i need to yell…WHAT THE FUCK???!!

Yes Katy Perry and a number of other women stripped down naked and pulled off these ridiculous stunts in order to get people to vote this Tuesday.  For the Democrats of course.  While i have no problem with naked women, to be honest this was just silly.

Out of Shape Women Strip Naked to Encourage Anti-Trump Vote, Backfires Terribly.

Why would you do something so utterly ridiculous and to be honest, just primed to have most people recoil in disgust.  And those that don’t, either laugh their asses off or masturbate to the images.  I guess somewhere inside their little liberal minds they actually think posing nude in a campaign ad will either help their side win or make stars like Katy Perry relevant again.  Yes Katy will forever be known as the dumb ass who showed her tits and ass on the internet in order to get you to go vote.  Utterly ridiculous and in poor taste.  All this has shown in not the beauty of women, but the desperation of irrelevant celebrities and the Democrat Party.  Because all that T&A was not on my mind when i stepped into the voting both yesterday.

A few Naturist web comic links.

I was inspired by one of my followers to look for some web comics that are about naturism.  I found a few links.  I hope you enjoy them.

https://www.missionnasaru.com/

http://loxieandzoot.keenspace.com/

http://abuistravels.thecomicseries.com/

https://www.deviantart.com/earth-n-comics

https://www.deviantart.com/riik-art/favourites/57501419/Naturist-Comics

http://www.frontaalnaakt.nl/archives/the-best-comics-of-2015.html

http://www.netnude.com/main/comic.html

https://naturist-cartoons.tumblr.com/

Naked Social Experiment in Italy

Naked Woman parades through streets of Italy

According to the Daily Star Online, the brazen lady was taking part in a social experiment and was fined £3,000 for public indecency.

The Star also reports that one of the men put his arm around the woman who brushed off his creepy advances.

The provocative female reportedly addressed the group of men saying: “It’s a social experiment, to show that we’re all good people.

“You are good, aren’t you, boys?”

Okay…not exactly the way to promote Naturism.  More like a good way to promote being arrested.  Meanwhile in other news a couple in the same area started having full on sex in the public view and no one gave a damn.  Yeah I ain’t moving to Italy any time soon.

A Fashion Idea for Naturist Men.

So you can call this a funny or satirical if you want, and it kinda is.  But i would also like people to seriously consider this idea.

I was thinking about Naturist fashion for men, and this idea came to me specifically for married men:

Penis rings!  I have to admit i thought it was funny at first but i discovered that in ancient times some cultures actually had men wearing these things.  Now yes i know there is a gay connotation to these things but i was thinking this.  Straight married men can wear one at the base of the shaft as is shown in picture 1 or right below the glans as in picture 2.  You could have them made exactly like a wedding ring.  And add one ring for each decade you have been married to your lovely wife.  You know the more i think of it, I think female Naturists would love this idea for their husbands.  You ladies could go out and buy your hubby one of these rings and even have it engraved in some cute or funny way.  Make sure he wears it to the Naturist resort.  It can be a great conversation starter, a reminder to your husband, lest he have a roaming heart, and heck it’ll act like a warning device for all those women out there looking to take your man.

Now since i’m not married I’ll let you married folks figure out the rest on this, but i think this is a great idea.  A pity i can’t make any money off of it.

 

The Great thing about Naturism and Politics.

The great thing about Naturism and Politics is that we never have to worry about Politics affecting Naturism in any form or fashion.  No matter who gets elected they never seem to worry about us or promise us anything.  It’s great to be part of a minority that no one has to pander or promise to.

Become a naturist and never have to worry about politics ever again!  Maybe that should be a new slogan for us!

Oh my God! Ta-tas!!

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Equinox Breastfeeding Ad causes Stir

I found this article and the picture to be hilarious!  I mean c’mon folks its not like she’s doing the same thing Kathy Gifford did or something in that vein.  Plus its a advertisement for a gym.  But i thought it was funny.  I’d want to go to that gym.  How come we don’t have nudist gyms popping up around the country?

You know i just had a idea.  Yes…yes naturist/nudist gyms popping all around the nation!  We can have naturist gyms, and there you will exercise in the nude as a basic rule!  Then the 20-something hipsters will join the gym thinking its the new hip thing to do!  And then we’ll traumatize them when they get to see all those old, wrinkled bodies!!

 

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!  Imagine their shocked faces when they have to look 30 years into the future and see what hard work, children, and gravity does to the body!  Oh yes we shall give their spoiled little butts nightmares for years to come!  Oh and we’ll get healthy too.  Can’t forget getting healthy.

So help me come up with a name for this nude gym franchise.  I’m thinking “Fit to Naked” or maybe “Natureal Fit”.