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A Fashion Idea for Naturist Men.

So you can call this a funny or satirical if you want, and it kinda is.  But i would also like people to seriously consider this idea.

I was thinking about Naturist fashion for men, and this idea came to me specifically for married men:

Penis rings!  I have to admit i thought it was funny at first but i discovered that in ancient times some cultures actually had men wearing these things.  Now yes i know there is a gay connotation to these things but i was thinking this.  Straight married men can wear one at the base of the shaft as is shown in picture 1 or right below the glans as in picture 2.  You could have them made exactly like a wedding ring.  And add one ring for each decade you have been married to your lovely wife.  You know the more i think of it, I think female Naturists would love this idea for their husbands.  You ladies could go out and buy your hubby one of these rings and even have it engraved in some cute or funny way.  Make sure he wears it to the Naturist resort.  It can be a great conversation starter, a reminder to your husband, lest he have a roaming heart, and heck it’ll act like a warning device for all those women out there looking to take your man.

Now since i’m not married I’ll let you married folks figure out the rest on this, but i think this is a great idea.  A pity i can’t make any money off of it.

 

The Great thing about Naturism and Politics.

The great thing about Naturism and Politics is that we never have to worry about Politics affecting Naturism in any form or fashion.  No matter who gets elected they never seem to worry about us or promise us anything.  It’s great to be part of a minority that no one has to pander or promise to.

Become a naturist and never have to worry about politics ever again!  Maybe that should be a new slogan for us!

Oh my God! Ta-tas!!

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Equinox Breastfeeding Ad causes Stir

I found this article and the picture to be hilarious!  I mean c’mon folks its not like she’s doing the same thing Kathy Gifford did or something in that vein.  Plus its a advertisement for a gym.  But i thought it was funny.  I’d want to go to that gym.  How come we don’t have nudist gyms popping up around the country?

You know i just had a idea.  Yes…yes naturist/nudist gyms popping all around the nation!  We can have naturist gyms, and there you will exercise in the nude as a basic rule!  Then the 20-something hipsters will join the gym thinking its the new hip thing to do!  And then we’ll traumatize them when they get to see all those old, wrinkled bodies!!

 

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!  Imagine their shocked faces when they have to look 30 years into the future and see what hard work, children, and gravity does to the body!  Oh yes we shall give their spoiled little butts nightmares for years to come!  Oh and we’ll get healthy too.  Can’t forget getting healthy.

So help me come up with a name for this nude gym franchise.  I’m thinking “Fit to Naked” or maybe “Natureal Fit”.

Welp time for me to piss some folks off!

Yes its the new year and I have decided that my first post will be to anger someone about something.  So apparently Don Lemon made the comment to Cathy Gifford about her having a ‘nice rack’ during the New Year’s Eve.  Now what they forgot to mention in a number of articles lambasting Lemon for making a inappropriate comment is the fact that Gifford did this:

Well ‘oops’ I guess Kathy forgot her clothes somewhere.  I guess she also forgot she was in front of numerous children when she did what she did.  I guess she forgot she was on national television when she did what she did.  Look when Anderson Cooper, who is gay by the way, suggests you put your clothes back on then maybe you should listen.

Look I’m all for the topless movement and I don’t mind looking at a pair of breasts sans bra or in a bra.  But come on, i know CNN has shitty ratings but are we stooping that low now?  And Don Lemon’s comment.  While even i may kind of find it inappropriate, what else could he say.  I think she was fishing for comments and ratings and got both.  Besides she obviously put said rack out there for comment.  And guess what Gifford has not made one statement saying she was offended by Lemon’s comment.  So then who is doing all the complaining?

Yep you guessed it, the third wave feminist crowd.  So in the end i think we all know what the deal is with this so called controversy!

A couple of hilarious things that have something to do with nudism

I got a great laugh out of these two links.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/10/follow-the-adventures-of-one-mans-intrepid-penis-with-the-things-my-dick-does-tumblr-5431966/

A word of warning.  These might offend some people.