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A Fashion Idea for Naturist Men.

So you can call this a funny or satirical if you want, and it kinda is.  But i would also like people to seriously consider this idea.

I was thinking about Naturist fashion for men, and this idea came to me specifically for married men:

Penis rings!  I have to admit i thought it was funny at first but i discovered that in ancient times some cultures actually had men wearing these things.  Now yes i know there is a gay connotation to these things but i was thinking this.  Straight married men can wear one at the base of the shaft as is shown in picture 1 or right below the glans as in picture 2.  You could have them made exactly like a wedding ring.  And add one ring for each decade you have been married to your lovely wife.  You know the more i think of it, I think female Naturists would love this idea for their husbands.  You ladies could go out and buy your hubby one of these rings and even have it engraved in some cute or funny way.  Make sure he wears it to the Naturist resort.  It can be a great conversation starter, a reminder to your husband, lest he have a roaming heart, and heck it’ll act like a warning device for all those women out there looking to take your man.

Now since i’m not married I’ll let you married folks figure out the rest on this, but i think this is a great idea.  A pity i can’t make any money off of it.

 

Nude Hike: Nantahala National Forest

On Tuesday of this week i went on my first Naturist hike with a group. Nantahala National Forest was where we decided to do a 10 mile hike and we started around 11 A.M.. I thought it would be a piece of cake for me but in less then a mile i was so winded and tired that I had to stop. NO ONE TOLD ME WE’D BE HIKING UP A FREAKING MOUNTAIN!!! Suffice to say, i elected to turn back so the others could continue their hike in peace and at the pace they had set.  I was truly embarrassed but i knew that i couldn’t keep up with the others who were all seasoned hikers.

After about 20 minutes of rest my pride and determination got to me and i decided to continue on my own at my pace. I surprisingly made it 2 more miles before i had to turn back. I could have gone on much further but i knew that if i didn’t turn back at that point i might miss meeting up with the group when they came back down from the mountain. So i turned back, deciding that I would take pictures on the way.

The pictures truly don’t do justice to the area.  It is very beautiful and peaceful.  My trip down the mountain was quite enjoyable as the wind blew and i could feel the cool wind on my skin.  I was nude going up the mountain and going all the way back down to the river where we first started and it felt great.

I actually squatted in the river for a few minutes to clean my rear end off because after sitting on the trail times my butt crack had leaves and dirt all over it.  I was not going to put back on my shorts without a quick wash up.  As soon as i had finished putting on my shorts I heard someone behind, a family of four out to take pictures on the trail.  I was glad i had my clothes back on at this point.  Even though there is no federal statue or ordinance about being nude on Federal land, we had decided to be respectful and try to remain clothed near the entrance to the trail so as not to upset any families.

After I rested for a few minutes i decided to walk some more to keep myself entertained so i decided to follow the trail to a scenic waterfall called Laurel Falls.  I figured the family i had seen earlier had went that way so i decided to stay clothed.

Laurel Falls was a beautiful scene, even though i had to walk a mile to get to it.  I also caught up with the family i had seen earlier and talked with them for a bit.  After a few pictures we all walked back to the entrance to the trail and they left.

After the walk to the falls i was exhausted, hot, and kinda miserable so i sat down near the road and rested for almost a hour before once more i decided to do something with what i felt would be the last hour before the group returned and we left.  So i decided to check out the camp site i had heard one of the guys mention.  As you can see from the pictures above it was a nice, kind of isolated spot so I sat down and disrobed and spent the last hour naked before the guys returned.

When everyone came back we decided to drink a beer and check out the river a bit.  The beer tasted pretty good and we ended up laughing, joking and taking pictures of the river and each other.

After the fun and games we returned to the hotel, showered, and went to eat at a Mexican restaurant.  After that we sat around the hotel room naked and shot the shit for a few hours.  With one of the guys taking a few pictures of me sitting smiling.  He used my camera of course.

So around 12 A.M. we all went to our rooms and crashed for the night, saying our good byes that night because i knew i was going home in the morning.  I went with two of the guys to Hardee’s for breakfast the next morning and then I headed home.

 

 

 

Nude in the Woods.

So on Friday i finally decided to do it.  I went to the wooded area that I have been walking for the past few days and get nude!

I was very nervous at first, mainly because the usual small crowd of guys were there and they were making jokes about me taking pictures with my camera.  But as i left them and walked a for a good bit, my nervousness faded as i realized they wouldn’t walk as far as i was going to.  So i soon found my spot and i disrobed.

I had brought the camera with me to photograph my first time in the nude outdoors.  Until this moment i had only been nude outside in the back yard in the middle of the night, or to dump trash in the garbage can at the end of my driveway in the front yard.  Never before have i been nude in such a public area.

The sun felt great on my skin and so did the slight breeze that blew in the woods.  Although i was nude only for a few minutes per shot it was a gratifying experience none the less.

I truly wanted to be completely nude and walk around, but i had a camera, a tripod, and a mp3 player to carry so i knew i wouldn’t be able to walk around totally nude and carry all of those things in a area i was totally new to so i stayed clothed as i would move through the trail.  I would only disrobe for the pictures.

I had to keep on my shoes for this last set of photos due to prickly gumballs and other hazards, but i enjoyed myself none the less.  The sun and the freedom felt great, but i was still kinda nervous at times.  After i took all the pictures i wanted i decided to head back mainly because i wanted to come back the next day.

I guess I will go back tomorrow and I’ll disrobe and walk the trail itself in the nude for a while.  No camera or much else when i go this time.  But I’ll have to figure out how to carry my keys, mp3 player, and cell phone with me.  Heck!  Come to think of it, how will i carry my clothes once i take them off?  Okay this may present a challenge of grand proportions after all.  Either way though i am going to get nude and outdoors as often as possible now.  I enjoyed just the few minutes too much and now i may be hooked.

Losing control of my image, 7 lessons from 2015

This issue of losing control of the images you post online is something that nearly every one of us in the nudist persuasion is going to have to deal with.  I’ve been online since online came to exist and I can tell you that anytime you post a picture of yourself in the nude then you can expect the picture to be downloaded, saved and maybe spread around.

A good example.  A group of pictures that have been spread around for years about a incestuous family who took pictures together.  But you look at the pictures themselves and it tells a different story.  The pictures are of a naturist family who agreed to pose in the nude together showing themselves as a family.  Nothing erotic at all.  The pictures where basically comparisons in size and facial structure.  Showing how much the son looks like his father and his mother combined.  And yet this collection of pictures is literally on numerous sites tagged as incest.

I’ve seen numerous photos from naturist sites placed on obvious porn sites tagged as anything from lesbian to incest.  Some sites are just up front with the whole deal and say they took the pictures from the web and are now displaying them for your viewing pleasure.  Or they claim that real amateurs sent in the pictures.

In the end this is not to discourage we nudists from posting our positive lifestyle on the Internet.  In fact we need to do so, so we can show how positive Naturism is as a whole.  If nothing else this reblog is just a bit of education for those of us who are online as naturists.  So we can understand what we are getting into before we click that button that posts a picture of us on the web.

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At the end of 2013 I first wrote about losing control of my image as being one of the hazards of participation in nude events in public. It was a little tongue in cheek as I hardly have an image to lose control of, but it did raise some serious issues as well.

I am revisiting the subject again looking back on 2015, a year when in retrospect I think I could have done rather more in this direction. After all, one naked walk, one naked bike ride and one naked visit to an art exhibition could seem a bit of a damp squib, but I am aware that for many this could be considered the height of (mis)adventure.

Thinking of a specific photographic image, control has two aspects, control of what is captured, and control of who gets to see it. Clothed or unclothed, if you are in a…

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Penis.

Well since i am in the spirit of maybe offending and pissing some people off i may as well get to this post while i still have some guts!

Originally this post was going to be made because i was angry, but luckily i calmed down and spent the last two weeks thinking about it.  I decided this was a nude issue as well.  I made a similar post to this long ago on my old blog, but since that blog got deleted i guess I’ll make a new one.

Just so you know if you offend easily you may not want to read any further.  Cause this may upset some people.  Well you have been warned.

So what got me so upset.  Another post on 4chan’s /pol/ (politically incorrect) board.  Another young white male complaining of all things that the White race is dying because of Black men having large penises.  And for some reason White women are just so brain dead and horny that whenever they see a Black man they immediately have to pounce on his dick and have his babies.  Oh and by the way the Jews are also to blame because they are somehow promoting interracial relationships!  So we know that is all bullshit and here is some proof:

Yes this is my penis.  In all its no so great glory.  As you can see I don’t have the girth of a coke can, and I’m only 5 inches long flaccid, and maybe 6 inches erect.  How this is a threat to any White male I’ll never know.

Now we all know where the myth about Black male penis size and libido came from, but to know that there are males in their 20’s who still believe said myth in this day and age irks me to no end.  Hell if I’m not hung like a prize stud then I’m pretty sure the pictures there show I’m not some statistical outlier or freak of nature.

So why does the myth persist?  Simple, some people need to blame others for their failures in life.  So its easy to blame well endowed black males and Jews for the fact that you can’t get a girlfriend.  When instead you should be blaming yourself.  Women are not that hard to talk to, you just have to pluck up the courage to do so and even more courage to deal with rejection.  But in today’s age the 20-something have been taught that nothing is their fault, its always someone else’s fault.

But now to something much more boring.  Simple facts.

While women have admitted that bigger is better, those that say that often have no idea what they’re getting into.  Having been told by several women that anything more then 8 inches is like having your cervix painfully pounded by a jackhammer should be a wake up call to just about any male that having 10 inches ain’t exactly a great thing.

Next set of fact.  And i am giving out some inside baseball here ladies, so listen up:

  1. White males grow more during erection then black males do.
  2. Dark skinned black males have a tendency to be larger then light skinned black males
  3. The longer your penis is the more discomfort it can cause a woman.
  4. There have been some studies showing that men with larger penises have a higher chance of contacting STDs.

So there you have it.  Kinda boring in the end isn’t it.  For the last thing i will say is I hope this article will help some people pull their heads out of their asses when it comes to penis size.  If you’re still worried about the size of your penis then you’re either insecure or still a teenager.  And if i can go to a naturist resort with a penis this size then so can all of you.  So see you at the club!

Time to send the journalists out of men’s locker rooms

yeah this got me angry!

I saw the video and I was immediately so pissed off that I had to get up and walk away from my computer for a few minutes.  The entire video is a great example of journalistic malpractice, not to mention the cameraman was a idiot.  In the background of the YouTube video you can plainly see other players in the nude and trying to get dressed or undressed.  And genitalia nearly shows up twice.

Now why do i take such a issue with nudity in this video?  For one this scene was live and being broadcast around the nation at that time and two apparently the journalist and the cameraman have no respect for other people’s privacy.   Not every player on the team wants their naked ass broadcast on national television you morons!!

Aiken Area Progressive

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This is my office space. I shouldn’t have to change in it and be in front of people I don’t know or really don’t have any purpose for being near me other than the fact they are interviewing other people. If I was a woman, this would be a completely different subject, and it would be a complete firestorm. We can’t always just serve women and everyone else. Men deserve a right, too. We have rights. We have privacy. We deserve all the things we want as well. As a man, I think it’s right the policy is changed.

We completely concur with you, Andrew Whitworth.

And thus, what happened on October 18 should be a national scandal.

Dan Le Batard, who many regard as the worst Odds! player on Pardon the Interruption, said correctly that the policy needs to be scrapped.

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Who’s really getting naked at the gym: “There has never been more voyeurism and exhibitionism in the locker room than there is now”

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For anxiety-ridden adolescents, the locker room is a torture chamber. Who can forget the tampon scene in “Carrie,” which set the tone for horror films to come? Yet fast forward a few decades, and now we not only have entire episodes of sit-coms such “2 Broke Girls” set in a locker room (“And the Gym and Juice””) but that very room has become a selling point making pricey health clubs more appealing. What happened?
For the New York Times, Choire Sicha explains that while gym designers have worked hard to “make the locker room not sad, not alienating and not a place that smells like butts,” there’s still one major need missing: “Each day, thousands upon thousands of men in locker rooms nationwide struggle to put on their underwear while still covered chastely in shower towels, like horrible breathless arthropods molting into something tender-skinned. They writhe, still moist, into fresh…

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