So you can call this a funny or satirical if you want, and it kinda is. But i would also like people to seriously consider this idea.
I was thinking about Naturist fashion for men, and this idea came to me specifically for married men:
Penis rings! I have to admit i thought it was funny at first but i discovered that in ancient times some cultures actually had men wearing these things. Now yes i know there is a gay connotation to these things but i was thinking this. Straight married men can wear one at the base of the shaft as is shown in picture 1 or right below the glans as in picture 2. You could have them made exactly like a wedding ring. And add one ring for each decade you have been married to your lovely wife. You know the more i think of it, I think female Naturists would love this idea for their husbands. You ladies could go out and buy your hubby one of these rings and even have it engraved in some cute or funny way. Make sure he wears it to the Naturist resort. It can be a great conversation starter, a reminder to your husband, lest he have a roaming heart, and heck it’ll act like a warning device for all those women out there looking to take your man.
Now since i’m not married I’ll let you married folks figure out the rest on this, but i think this is a great idea. A pity i can’t make any money off of it.